Gunda : Docter, Nange Uta Aad

Gunda : Docter,
Nange Uta Aadmele Hasivu Aagalla,
Malagi Yedmele Nidre Baralla..
Yenmadodu..?

Docter: Raatri yeddu Bisilalli Kutko Sari Aagatte..

Lover is apl card

Lover is a  APL Card.
Wife is BPL Card.
Pappa is a ATM Card.
Mummy is a CREDIT Card
But FREINDSHIP is"AADHAR CARD" Manasidre Maathadi Nenapadare msg maadi.  G n.s d.t c.

Friend ellada jevana just imagine

Friend Ellada Jevana Just Imagine Madkolli.
@-Nevu Yara Jothe Harate Hoditira?
@-Yara Jothe Jagala Adtihr?
@-Nim Favorite Song Heli Yara Kivi Muchisthira?
@-Hosa Dress Thagondu Yar Hotte Uristhira?
@-Nim First Love'na Yara Hathra Helthira?
@-Happy Adaga Yara Jothe Party Madthira?
@-Dukha Adaga Yara Munde Althira?
.Imagine Madodake Kasta Alva?
So Don't Miss Your Friends"  g.N

Boy: naanu hosa mobile tagonde.

Boy: naanu hosa mobile tagonde.
Girl: oh!! haagaadre nanage modalu
Party kodsu Party aadamele
Girl: party kodsoke duddu ellinda bantu?
Boy: aa hosa mobile na maaribitte

Sooryana belakina chitthara.. hakkigala chilipili inchara.

Sooryana belakina chitthara..
hakkigala chilipili inchara.
shubodayada alankara.
arpisuve nimagido munjaaneya namaskara..

Prithiya geleyare,gelatiyare indu nanna sim cardna

Prithiya geleyare,gelatiyare indu nanna sim cardna birth day ide. nimge yenadru gift mado manasidre nanna numberge recharge madi asheervadhisi..!

Kannada shayri "O collegian kanye,Chennagide

Kannada shayri "O collegian kanye,Chennagide ninna kenne,nodutta kulite monne.Examinalli
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banthu bari sonne sonne"GM

Kannu matthu kannirigu vyathyasa enu gottha

Kannu matthu kannirigu vyathyasa enu gottha..

Kannige horagina prapancha gotthu.

Adre kannirige oalagina novu gotthu!

In 1980 "manege 3 maklu saaku".

In 1980 "manege 3 maklu saaku".
In 1990 "aarathigobbalu,kirtigobb"
In 2000 "manegondu magu deshake nagu"
In 2025 daarigondu deepa,beedigondu paapa..

U r really brillient tell me answ to this question..

U r really brillient tell me answ to this question..










"bafe system" ge kannadadalli yenu Helthare ..
Its chalnge for u tel ME....

Nagiso 100 friends ginta, kanniru oreso

Nagiso 100 friends ginta, kanniru oreso obba friend melu. Yake andre nagso friend yalrigu siktare but novige spandisoru yallarigu sigolla.

Hudugaru devdas agthare yaake....

Hudugaru devdas agthare yaake....
Hudugigagi.... Avala
Andakkagi....
Manasigagi...
Pritigagi...
Edyavudakku alla!
hudugigoskara
madiro "SALAKKAGI"..!!

LOVE anno 4 Aksharada arthavannu

LOVE anno 4 Aksharada arthavannu tiliyuva modalu,
LIFE anno 4 Aksharavannu thili yakandre life anno aksharavannu tilidavanu yavatthu love madolla.

Ondu kallu saku Gaaju odayalu...

Ondu kallu saku
Gaaju odayalu

Ondu matu saku
Hrudaya muriyalu

Ondu nimisha saku preti beleyalu
.
E Ondu s.m.s saku namma snehava
nenapisalu.

In kannada class...

In kannada class.

Sir:-UNNATHI-
Viruddh pada Yenu..
Gunda:-AVANATHI-
Sir:Good, sardar nee helu -LUCKY- Virudda pad yenu..
Sardar.
-AVALAKKY-

Bangle gate tegibahudu! Mane gate tegibahdu!

Bangle gate tegibahudu! Mane gate tegibahdu! . . . . Adre colgate tegiyoke aguttha..

Naguva manasu nimdu, Nagiso manasu nandu

Naguva manasu nimdu, Nagiso manasu nandu, Malagi nidrisuva
aase nimdu,
adre malago munche good night helo Manasu nandu..."

Super kannada remakes

Super kannada remakes
1)tayi matte bandru
(mummy returns)
2)ungurada devarugalu
(lord of d rings)
3)shri huralikaayi
(mr bean)!!

Kannada Film names Directed by computer Engineers.

Kannada Film names Directed by computer Engineers.
*Mussange mousu.
*Nanu nanna windows
*Boolokaddalli Bil Gates
*Bangarada Data
*Namma pritiya "R.A.M"

Prathiyobbru dinakke ondu sarthiyadaru onti kaalalli nilluthare.

Prathiyobbru dinakke ondu sarthiyadaru onti kaalalli nilluthare.

Yavaga......


Ashtu gotthilve....

Chaddi hakuvaga!!

GIRL: yako Loffer! Hag nodta idiya...

GIRL: yako Loffer! Hag nodta
idiya? Ninage yaru akka-tangiru
ilva?
BOY: irodakke nodtirodu
GIRL: yake?
BOY: nan tangige attige bekante
adke!

Conductor: chilre iddavaru matra bus hatti....

Conductor: chilre iddavaru matra bus hatti. Ajji: tagolappa nooru rupayi. Cdoctr: chilre ilwa mathyake bandri. Ajji: ninna hatra chilre ilwenappa? Codctr: illa ajji. Ajji: matte ninyake bus hattidiya? modalu neenu kelagili.

Principal: nanu ninna numberge tumba sari...

Principal: nanu ninna numberge tumba sari phone madide adre switch of anta bartitu...
student: houdu adu nanna caller tune...!:-)

Srdarji's Bekku sattu hoytu...

Srdarji's Bekku sattu hoytu
Wife-bekku hege satthoytu?
Sar-belige bekkige snana madisde.
Wife-snana madisdre sattoguta?
Sar-illa, bega dry agli anta HINDIBITTE

Priti mudalu kanasu kavalu priti uliyalu manase misalu ...

Priti mudalu kanasu kavalu
priti uliyalu manase misalu
hrudayadaramanege nine odatiyu
inti pritiya ninna geleyanu

Neev ishta pattavarannu kannalli itko...

Neev ishta pattavarannu
kannalli itko
bedi.
Yakendre
avaru kanneerina
jote jari hogtare.
Hrudayadalli itkolli.
Hrudayada
prati baditakku nenapagtare.

Manassu kotta manassige mosa madabedi ...

Manassu kotta manassige mosa madabedi
manassu kodalarada manassige manassu kodabedi
manassannu nambi banda manassige novu kodabedi.

hotteyalli maguvagi,maguviddhaga hesaragi,...

hotteyalli maguvagi,maguviddhaga hesaragi,
jotheyalliru avarege sambandhavagi,
nentaralli preethiyagi,vidyeyalli parinitharagi,
preethiyalli jotheyagi,makkalalli snehitharagi,deepadhalli enneyagi,
devaralli mantra pushpavagi,
jeevanadiyalli boodiyaguva dhehake peethi,
sneha onde aadhaara.

"ಕಲೆಗಾರ ನಾನಲ್ಲ" "ಕವಿಗಾರ ನಾನಲ್ಲ"...

"ಕಲೆಗಾರ ನಾನಲ್ಲ"
"ಕವಿಗಾರ ನಾನಲ್ಲ"
ಭಾವನೆಗಳೊಂದಿಗೆ ಬದುಕುವುದು ಬಿಟ್ಟು,
ಬೇರೇನು"ಗೊತ್ತಿಲ್ಲ"

ಆಸ್ತಿಯೂ"ನನಗಿಲ್ಲ"
ಆಸೆಯೂ"ನನಗಿಲ್ಲ"
ನಿಮ್ಮ"ಸ್ನೇಹ-ಪ್ರೀತಿ"ಬಿಟ್ಟು,
ಬೇರೇನು"ಬೇಕಿಲ್ಲ

Namaskara priya mitrare, Suryodaya agide...

Namaskara priya mitrare, Suryodaya agide, Pavitra snana madi, Maatha pitrugala Charana sparsha maadi, Nadiri Hogona Sundara hudugira Darshanakke.,! Gm

Bisi-Bisi coffe Jotheyalli, Sihi-Sihi message Jothe,...

Bisi-Bisi coffe
Jotheyalli,
Sihi-Sihi message
Jothe,
Savi-Savi
Munjaneyannu
Kushi-Kushiyagi
Swikarisuva
Nimagido..

GUD MORNING.

Poorvada Soorynige, well come. Paschimada...

Poorvada
Soorynige,
well come.
Paschimada
chandranige.
Gud bye.

And ee sms odthiro nimage..
Gud morning,
Have a nice day

Shiva anta oduttidde collegenalli ...

Shiva anta oduttidde collegenalli
Sikkaapatte hudugiru idru class nalli
obbalu maatra nodi nakkalu kanninalli
Devdas aade life nalli

Jeevanada "kallu-mullina" haadiyalli yaaru nimma joteyaagirtaare?

Jeevanada "kallu-mullina" haadiyalli yaaru nimma joteyaagirtaare?
Tande thaayi?

Illa

Anna, thangi?

Illa

Premi, snehitaru?

Illaa…bari eradu chappaligalu :-)

Surya bandaaga jagakella belaku ...

Surya bandaaga jagakella belaku
Chandra bandaaga beladingala belaku
Yen luck ree nimmadu!?
Nan msg bandaaga nimma mobile nallu belaku.

Hudugi smile kotlu anta propose...

Hudugi smile kotlu anta propose maadidre love start aagodu 90% khachita.
Love start aaytu anta maduve kanasu kandre devadas aagodu 100% khachita.

Water mele boat horde ULLAAS.... | Kannada Joke SMS

Water mele boat horde ULLAASA,
wa wa wa wa

Water mele boat horde ULLAASA,
wa wa wa wa

Aadare boat olage water horde KAILASA!

wa wa wa wa

Jagattina 5 Kashtada

Jagattina 5 Kashtada kelasagalu
1. iruvege kiss kododu
2. aanena ettikollodu
3. sollege chaddi haakodu
4. kolige lipstick haakodu
5. Nimma message ge kaayodu

Hadhu Special dina mathe bantu....

Hadhu Special dina mathe bantu
Adina navu took nam vows
Ninu just ega special nange
Evathu ninu ega thugunde nan
Aroused happy Anniversary lover

Let nanu kiss nina Lipsge Let nanu feel hagathaedine...

Let nanu kiss nina Lipsge
Let nanu feel hagathaedine
Nina Teeth mele
Let anu feel hagathaedine
Nin Tongue.mele
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E-dhu nina snehithaPEPSODENT ;)

Dumbigaagi hoovu. Belakigagi surya............

Dumbigaagi hoovu.

Belakigagi surya.

Soudaryakkagi prapancha.

Bavishyakkagi kanasu.

Sangeethakkagi swara.

Snehakkagi E "sms"

Good Morning

Nenedavarige nenapagi. Nondavarige neravagi.........

Nenedavarige nenapagi. Nondavarige neravagi.
Preetisuva hrudayakke usiragi.
Snehitara badukige belakagi.
 Iruvude nijavada snehadha Belakina Shubhudhaya

Shudha Halinali Noore jaasthi, shudha hrudhayadhali preethi....

Shudha Halinali Noore jaasthi, shudha hrudhayadhali preethi jaasthi, shudha snehadhali jagala jaasthi, iddanu arithare baalinali savi jaasthi