Boy: naanu hosa mobile tagonde.

Boy: naanu hosa mobile tagonde.
Girl: oh!! haagaadre nanage modalu
Party kodsu Party aadamele
Girl: party kodsoke duddu ellinda bantu?
Boy: aa hosa mobile na maaribitte

In kannada class...

In kannada class.

Sir:-UNNATHI-
Viruddh pada Yenu..
Gunda:-AVANATHI-
Sir:Good, sardar nee helu -LUCKY- Virudda pad yenu..
Sardar.
-AVALAKKY-

Super kannada remakes

Super kannada remakes
1)tayi matte bandru
(mummy returns)
2)ungurada devarugalu
(lord of d rings)
3)shri huralikaayi
(mr bean)!!

Kannada Film names Directed by computer Engineers.

Kannada Film names Directed by computer Engineers.
*Mussange mousu.
*Nanu nanna windows
*Boolokaddalli Bil Gates
*Bangarada Data
*Namma pritiya "R.A.M"

Prathiyobbru dinakke ondu sarthiyadaru onti kaalalli nilluthare.

Prathiyobbru dinakke ondu sarthiyadaru onti kaalalli nilluthare.

Yavaga......


Ashtu gotthilve....

Chaddi hakuvaga!!

GIRL: yako Loffer! Hag nodta idiya...

GIRL: yako Loffer! Hag nodta
idiya? Ninage yaru akka-tangiru
ilva?
BOY: irodakke nodtirodu
GIRL: yake?
BOY: nan tangige attige bekante
adke!

Conductor: chilre iddavaru matra bus hatti....

Conductor: chilre iddavaru matra bus hatti. Ajji: tagolappa nooru rupayi. Cdoctr: chilre ilwa mathyake bandri. Ajji: ninna hatra chilre ilwenappa? Codctr: illa ajji. Ajji: matte ninyake bus hattidiya? modalu neenu kelagili.

Principal: nanu ninna numberge tumba sari...

Principal: nanu ninna numberge tumba sari phone madide adre switch of anta bartitu...
student: houdu adu nanna caller tune...!:-)

Srdarji's Bekku sattu hoytu...

Srdarji's Bekku sattu hoytu
Wife-bekku hege satthoytu?
Sar-belige bekkige snana madisde.
Wife-snana madisdre sattoguta?
Sar-illa, bega dry agli anta HINDIBITTE

Shiva anta oduttidde collegenalli ...

Shiva anta oduttidde collegenalli
Sikkaapatte hudugiru idru class nalli
obbalu maatra nodi nakkalu kanninalli
Devdas aade life nalli

Jeevanada "kallu-mullina" haadiyalli yaaru nimma joteyaagirtaare?

Jeevanada "kallu-mullina" haadiyalli yaaru nimma joteyaagirtaare?
Tande thaayi?

Illa

Anna, thangi?

Illa

Premi, snehitaru?

Illaa…bari eradu chappaligalu :-)

Hudugi smile kotlu anta propose...

Hudugi smile kotlu anta propose maadidre love start aagodu 90% khachita.
Love start aaytu anta maduve kanasu kandre devadas aagodu 100% khachita.

Water mele boat horde ULLAAS.... | Kannada Joke SMS

Water mele boat horde ULLAASA,
wa wa wa wa

Water mele boat horde ULLAASA,
wa wa wa wa

Aadare boat olage water horde KAILASA!

wa wa wa wa

Jagattina 5 Kashtada

Jagattina 5 Kashtada kelasagalu
1. iruvege kiss kododu
2. aanena ettikollodu
3. sollege chaddi haakodu
4. kolige lipstick haakodu
5. Nimma message ge kaayodu